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Fake Blood and Blanks: Schools Stage Active Shooter Drills
Fri Feb 14, 2014
In reply to: Plantagenet #1 Thirty years ago my high school ran a simulation that a plane crashed in the football field and we learned how to triage survivors based on their symptoms and visible injuries and how to not be a nuisance till real help arrives. I always thought that was a weird thing for …
Fashion Statement: Shia LeBeouf Declares He's 'Not Famous'
Sun Feb 9, 2014
proof the universe is not only unjust, but a jerk: this guy is still alive and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is not.
Zoo Kills 'Unwanted' Giraffe Marius, Feeds Carcass To Lions
Sun Feb 9, 2014
because people can only do one thing at a time, care about only one subject at a time, hold only one thought in their head at a time I guess? Or is it just you?
A 9,000-year-old Recipe For Roast Armadillo
Fri Feb 7, 2014
On an east Texas highway a critter I hit: Armadillo, madillo, madilloThey're gray and they're plated and slower'n s#!t Armadillo, madillo, madilloI got out of my car and confronted the 'kill: "Tell me, how do I get your guts out of my grill?"Then it spoke, and its …
Playtime! Sochi Shows Off Its Mascots
Fri Feb 7, 2014
In reply to: Mary J-7907240 #1 um, Winnie the Pooh was by A. A. Milne, an Englishman. Disney just did what it always does, buys rights and steamrolls over it till you forget there ever was an original. See: Pinnochio, Peter Pan, Mary Poppins, etc.
Obamacare Foes to Newly Insured: Put Down the Donut
Thu Feb 6, 2014
oh sure, now that I'm insured I can finally realize my lifelong dream of eating nothing but donuts and drinking Mt. Dew! Health insurance has nothing to do with covering me if I get sick or injured, now that I have health insurance it's like a license to go crazy with the junk food! coincidentally I …
Utah school district apologizes for seizing kids' lunches for unpaid bills
Thu Jan 30, 2014
not one of these chuckleheads thought "well, they've already got lunch for today, didn't get the message in time, so just let it go, send a note home and then give them the milk and fruit tomorrow if the parents don't respond." No, they had to make a big production out of it, in front of everyone. Y …
Candy Crush maker trademarks the word 'candy'
Tue Jan 21, 2014
so a company named King is trademarking Candy and a certain Movie Company -- with a long history of trademark squatting AND a bottomless pit full of lawyers -- who had a movie out last year with a character named King Candy in a game called Sugar Rush (=rhymes with) is going to let that one go? Hope …
The Cumber Collective descends on 'Sherlock's' Benedict Cumberbatch
Mon Jan 20, 2014
I was just going to say I have NEVER heard the term Cumber Collective either! They call themselves Cumberb*tches. Welcome to tumblr, here's your dictionary.
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